The Lay of The Land

The Lay of The Land is a persistently updated epic poem generally consisting currently of 600 stanzas (888 in the un-expurgated version) that details in relative accuracy the mythical history of most of the Geographic Features of The South. The poem works backwards from a chronological standpoint, and Bards generally agree that the true test of a captive audience is reaching the formation of Tharn without being pelted by rotten Quick Cabbage.

Principle Sections of the Current Lay, including censored sections:

The Lay of The Land

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